I wrestle with my brain.

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Stop, would you kindly? ‘Would you kindly’… Powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly? Stand, would you kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. A man chooses, a slave obeys. Kill! A man chooses! A slave obeys! OBEY!

(Source: totodial, via b4gend)

natgeofound:

Undated autochrome of a water lily garden.Photograph by Franklin Price Knott, National Geographic
vacants:

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Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.
its-sociopath-ya-assbutt:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

i can’t feel anymore

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via rudefaggot)

oshawott:

how dare u critical hit my pokemon only i can land critical hits 

(via rhydonmyhardon)

every teacher: she has the ability but she's lazy

daltdisney:

daltdisney:

So I asked my friend to prom via Craigslist…

We went to prom.

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