I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
You ever noticed the hum?
It comes when you’re inebriated
It takes a while
You don’t feel it coming
You notice is time to keep going
Or time to go home
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.
This is so great
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
accidently typing jesuis christ
I’m going to hell for laughing at this